A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 60 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."
The wife says nothing,Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 65 mph.
The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it," He says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend, And she's a far better lover than you are." Again the wife stays quiet, But grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 75
He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently..
Up to 80. "I want the car, too," he continues.
85 mph. "And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!"
The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there anything you want?"
The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice. "No, I've got everything I need," she says."Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got?"
Just before they slam into the wall at 85 mph,The wife turns to him and smiles. "The airbag."
Moral of the Story : Women are crazy!!!!
Feb 18, 2009
JOKE OF THE DAY
Posted by lestat83301 at 11:41 AM 2 comments
Labels: jokes
Feb 9, 2009
WORDS OF WISDOM
We sit and we type, and we stare at our screens We all have to wonder, what this possibly means.
With our mouse we roam, through the rooms in a maze Looking for something or someone, as we sit in a daze.
We chat with each other, we type all our woes Small groups we do form, and gang up on our foes.
We wait for somebody, to type out our name We want recognition, but it is always the same.
We give kisses and hugs, and sometimes flirt In IMs we chat deeply, and reveal why we hurt. We do form friendships - but - why we don't know But some of these friendships, will flourish and grow.
Why is it on screen, we can be so bold Telling our secrets, that have never been told. Why is it we share, the thoughts in our mind With those we can't see, as though we were blind.
The answer is simple, it is as clear as a bell. We all have our problems, and need someone to tell. We can't tell real people, but tell someone we must So we turn to the 'puter, and to those we can trust.
Even though it is crazy, the truth still remains They are Friends Without Faces, and odd little names.
Posted by lestat83301 at 1:28 PM 4 comments
Labels: THOUGHTS
Feb 7, 2009
MY NEW HOBBY


Posted by lestat83301 at 11:15 PM 3 comments
A THERAPUTIC LESSON
WHILE IN THE HOSPITAL I LEARNED A FEW THINGS. ONE OF THEM IS VERY THERAPUTIC FOR ME. I BEGAN DOING MODELS. THE REASON WHY I SAY IT IS THERAPUTIC IS BECAUSE IT HAS TAUGHT ME THAT THINGS CAN NOT BE DONE IN ONE DAY SOMETIMES AND THAT THE HARDER YOU TRY THE WORST IT GETS SOMETIMES. THE FIRST MODEL I GOT, I STARTED PUTTING IT TOGETHER AND TRIED TO DO TO MUCH AT ONE TIME AND WAS NOT LETTING WHAT I HAD ALREADY DONE SIT AND DRY. WHEN I STARTED PUTTING THE PIECES TOGETHER THAY ALL STARTED FALLING APART AND I GOT FRUSTRATED PUT IT ALL BACK IN THE BOX AND THREW IT IN THE TRASH. WHEN I CALMED DOWN I GOT IT OUT OF THE TRASH AND SAT DOWN AND SAID TO MYSELF YOU CAN DO THIS IF YOU GIVE YOURSELF TIME.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO JUST PUT IT DOWN AND GO ON TO SOMETHING ELSE WHEN THINGS START GETTING FRUSTRATING. YOU CAN ONLY DO WHAT YOU CAN DO AND THEN YOU HAVE TO LET IT SIT. IT SOUNDS EASY BUT DOING IT IS THE HARD THING AND THAT IS SOMETHING THAT I AM LEARNING TO DO. IT WILL NOT HAPPEN OVER NIGHT THIS I KNOW BUT IT IS GETTING BETTER.
TIME IS A IMPORTANT PART OF OUR LIVES AND WE HAVE TO MAKE THE BEST OF IT. GETTING FRUSTRATED AND UPSET WASTES TIME WE HAVE THAT WE COULD BE USING SPENDING IT DOING OTHER THINGS LIKE SPENDING IT WITH THE ONES YOU LOVE.
Posted by lestat83301 at 10:54 PM 2 comments
Labels: hobbies
MY FAMILY MY LIFE
IT IS TIME FOR ME TO POST.
RECENTLY I WAS IN THE HOSPITAL FOR MANIC DEPPRESION AND PROBLEMS WITH MY DIABETES. I JUST FELT LIKE MY WHOLE WORLD WAS CAVING IN AROUND ME. IT SEEMED LIKE THE MORE I TRIED TO DIG MYSELF OUT THE MORE BURIED I GOT. I ALSO HAD ISSUES FROM THE PAST THAT WERE HAUNTING ME AND I COULD NOT SEEM TO LET THEM GO. I COULDN'T LET THEM GO BECAUSE I NEVER TOLD ANYONE ABOUT THEM. SOME OF IT I HAD BEEN HOLDING IN SINCE I WAS A YOUNG KID.
ONE NIGHT I JUST WANTED TO END IT ALL. THE ONLY THING THAT STOPPED ME WAS A PICTURE I HAD ON MY COMPUTER MONITOR OF MY MOM.
THERE ARE SOMETHINGS THAT I HAVE LEARNED FROM THAT TERRIBLE NIGHT. ONE OF THOSE THINGS I HAVE LEARNED IS THAT I HAVE A BEAUTIFUL FAMILY THAT LOVES ME FOR WHO I AM AND WILL STAND BEHIND ME IF I JUST LET THEM IN AND DON'T HIDE THINGS FROM THEM. NOTHING IS SO BAD THAT FAMILY CAN NOT HELP YOU OUT WITH EVEN IF IT IS ONLY MORAL SUPPORT. THE FAMILY I HAVE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD.
ANOTHER THING THAT I HAVE DISCOVERD ABOUT ME IS THAT WHEN THINGS ARE GOING BAD AND MY MIND STARTS RACING A HUNDRED MILES AN HOUR I NEED TO STEP BACK AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. ONE OF THOSE THINGS IS CALLING MY FAMILY AND TELL THEM THAT I AM NOT IN A GOOD FRAME OF MIND AND NEED HELP. I ALSO NEED TO KEEP TAKING MY MEDS BECAUSE WITHOUT THEM I CAN NOT CONTROL MY MOODS. AND THE FINAL THING IS LEARNING TO RELAX AND REDIRECT MY THOUGHTS ON SOMETHING ELSE UNTIL I CAN GO BACK TO WHAT I WAS ORIGIONALLY DOING AND FINISH.
I ALSO HAVE LEARNED THAT I HAVE OCD AND THAT IS A PROBLEM. I HAVE A TENDENCY TO TRY TO DO TO MUCH AT ONE TIME AND NOT REALLY GETTING ANYTHING DONE IN THE PROCESS. WHILE I WAS IN THE HOSPITAL I LEARNED SOME VERY THERAPUTIC WAYS TO CURVE THE OBCESSION OF TRYING TO GET IT ALL DONE AT ONE TIME. I AM STILL HAVING A LITTLE PROBLEM WITH THIS AND STILL FINDING MYSELF TRYING TO HARD BUT AM GETTING BETTER. I HAVE ALWAYS HURRIED THROUGH WHAT I AM DOING TO SEE THE FINISHED RESULT NOT JUST AT HOME BUT AT MY JOB AS WELL AND IT HAS CAUSED ME SOME PROBLEMS IN THE PAST.
I LOVE MY FAMILY VERY MUCH AND HAVE PUT THEM THROUGH ALOT THIS PAST FEW WEEKS BUT THROUGH IT ALL THEY ARE STILL THERE FOR ME AND FOR THAT I AM VERY GRATEFUL FOR.
I LOVE YOU ALL AND THANK YOU FOR STANDING BEHIND ME AND FOR ALL YOUR SUPPORT
Posted by lestat83301 at 10:20 PM 2 comments
Labels: THOUGHTS