I CAN ADD PLUMBER TO MY LIST

I DID A STUPID THING LAST NIGHT. I WAS CLEANING THE TOILET AND THE BRUSH BROKE OFF AND GOT LODGED IN THE EXIT TUBE. I TRIED TO GET IT OUT AND PUSHED IT FARTHER IN. THE MORE I TRIED TO GET OT OUT THE FARTHER IT GOT LODGED. TO MAKE A LONG STORY SHORT I HAD TO INSTALL A NEW TOILET. THANK GOD FOR THE INTERNET I SEARCHED AND FOUND A SITE THAT GAVE INSTRUCTIONS PRINTED IT AND WALA I PUT IN MY FIRST NEW TOILET. I CAN NOW ADD PLUMBER TO THE LIST OF THINGS I HAVE DONE LOL

BRAT CHILD STRIKES AGAIN

HERE IS ONE FOR THE BOOKS. I WAKE UP ABOUT 2 AM WITH STUFF RAIN DOWN ON MY FACE. I FEEL AROUND IN THE DARK AND THERE IS STUFF ALL OVER MY BED SO I TURN ON THE LIGHT AND FIND DIRT ALL OVER THE PLACE. I LOOK UP AND MY BEAUTIFUL LITTLE AMY LEE IS IN MY ONLY LIVE PLANT DIGGING TO BEAT HELL AND THROWING POTTING SOIL EVERYWHERE. NEEDLESS TO SAY I DON'T HAVE A LIVE PLANT ANYMORE LOL. GOTTA LOVE HER.