JOKE OF THE DAY

A TRUE STORY:
I was a new, young MD doing my residency in OB , I was quite embarrassed

when performing female pelvic exams.. To cover my embarrassment I had

unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly. The middle-aged lady upon

whom I was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing, further

embarrassing me. I looked up from my work and sheepishly said, "I'm sorry,

was I tickling you?" She replied, "No doctor, but the song you were

whistling was, "I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener."