LESSONS LEARNED BY PARENTS

I GO THIS IN AN EMAIL AND THOUGHT IT WAS CUTE. SO I THOUGHT I WOULD SHARE IT WITH YOU ALL.

1. A KING SIZE WATERBED HOLD ENOUGH WATER TO FILL A 2,000 SQUARE FOOT HOUSE 4 INCHES DEEP.

2. IF YOU HOOK A DOG LEASH OVER A CELLING FAN, THE MOTOR IS NOT STRONG ENOUGH TO ROTATE A 42 POUND BOY WEARING BATMAN UNDERWEAR AND A SUPERMAN CAPE. IT IS STRONG ENOUGH HOWEVER, TO SPREAD PAINT ON ALL 4 WALLS OF A 20 X 20 FOOT ROOM.

3. WHEN USING A CELLING FAN AS A BASEBALL BAT, YOU HAVE TO THROW IT SEVERAL TIMES BEFORE YOU GET A HIT. A CELLING FAN WILL HIT A BASEBALL ALONG WAYS.

4. THE GLASS IN WINDOWS EVEN DOUBLE PANED ONE WILL NOT STOP A BASEBALL HIT BY A CELLING FAN.

5. WHEN YOU HEAR THE TOILET FLUSH AND THE WORDS UH OH , IT IS ALLREADY TO LATE.

6. BRAKE FLUID AND BLEACH MAKES SMOKE. AND LOTS OF IT.

7. PLAY DOH AND MICROWAVE SHOULD NOT BE USED IN THE SAME SENTENCE.

8. THE SPIN CYCLE ON A WASHING MACHINE WILL NOT MAKE EARTH WORMS DIZZY. IT WILL HOWEVER MAKE CATS DIZZY AND A CAT CAN THROW UP TWICE THEIR BODY WEIGHT WHEN DIZZY.

HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS