HAPPY HALLOWEEN

JUST WANTED TO SAY HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ALL. DON'T BE LIKE THIS PUMPKING THOUGH AND PARTY TO MUCH LOL.

HAVE FUN AND HAVE A SAFE NIGHT.

MY PARENTS ROCK

FOR A YEAR I HAVE BEEN IN THIS HOUSE WITH A BACK DOOR THAT WAS ACTUALLY AN INTERIOR DOOR. A HOLLOW ONE AT THAT. TODAY MY DAD AND I REPLACED THAT DOOR WITH A BRAND NEW EXTERIOR METAL DOOR. NOT ONLY DID HE HELP PUT THE DOOR IN BUT PUT SOME NICE TRIM AROUND THE OUTSIDE . HE HAD SOME PROBLEMS BUT GOT THEM WORKED OUT. HE DID A DAMN FINE JOB. THANK YOU VERY MUCH DAD FOR ALL THE HELP, AND THANK YOU VERY MUCH MOM AND DAD FOR HELPING ME GET THE STUFF WE NEEDED TO FINISH THE JOB YOU BOTH ROCK I LOVE YOU BOTH VERY MUCH.

TOMMOROW I GET MY WALKER

OK THIS IS NOT FUNNY. AFTER DAD AND I GOT DONE PUTTING IN MY NEW DOOR MOM TREATED US TO DINNER AT OUR LOCAL HOG TROUGH ( THE GOLDEN CORRAL )
WE PAY AND GET TO OUR TABLE AND GET OUR FOOD . I WAS THINKING THERE WAS SOMETHING STRANGE WHEN WE WERE STANDING IN LINE PAYING. SO WHEN I GOT BACK TO THE TABLE I LOOKED AT THE RECEIPT AND LOW AND BEHOLD THERE WAS SOMETHING WRONG. VEEEEEEERRRRRRRY WRONG. THE GUY AT THE CASH REGISTER CHARGED MOM FOR 3 SENIOR MEALS NOT 1 NOT 2 BUT 3 SENIOR DISCOUNTS. SO EVEIDENTALLY I HAVE AGED 13 YEARS IN THE PAST 24 HOURS. BUT THAT IS NOT THE BEST PART. ALL THROUGH OUR DINNER MOM KEPT BUSTING OUT LAUGHING TO THE POINT OF TEARS AND MAKING COMMENTS LIKE DO YOU THINK YOU SHOULD DRIVE HOME YOU MIGHT FORGET WHERE YOU LIVE. JIM WILL YOU HELP ROB TO HIS CAR HE DOES NOT HAVE HIS WALKER WITH HIM AND THE LIST GOES ON AND ON. OMG I AM GETTING OLD BECAUSE THE LAST SENTENCE WAS WRITTEN BECAUSE I CAN'T REMEMBER ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID LOL. I HAVE A FEELING I AM NOT GOING TO LIVE THIS ONE DOWN FOR A LONG TIME. THANK YOU GOLDEN CORRAL FOR THAT VERY LARGE BOOST IN MY CONFIDENCE LOL.

I AM ELMO

I GOT THIS IN AN EMAIL THOUGHT IT WAS KIND OF FUN ENJOY

EVERYONE HAS THE PERSONALITY OF A CARTOON CHARACTER. HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED WHAT CARTOON CHARACTER DO YOU MOST RESEMBLE.

ANSWER ALL THE QUESTIONS (ONLY 10) WITH WHAT DESCRIBES YOU THE BEST. ADD UP ALL THE POINTS (WHICH ARE NEXT TO THE ANSWER YOU CHOOSE) AT THE END YOU WILL FIND THE RESULTS.

DO NOT CHEAT AND GO TO THE END OF THIS BEFORE YOU ARE DONE.

WHICH ONE OF THE FOLLOWING DESCRIBES THE PERFECT DATE?
A. CANDELIGHT DINNER (4 PTS.)
B. FUN/THEME PARK (2 PTS.)
C. PAINTING IN THE PARK (5 PTS.)
D. ROCK CONCERT (1 PT.)
E. GOING TO THE MOVIES (3 PTS.)

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF MUSIC?
A. ROCK AND ROLL (2 PTS.)
B. ALTERNATIVE (1 PT.)
C. SOFT ROCK (4 PTS.)
D. COUNTRY (5PTS.)
E. POP (3 PTS.)

WHAT TYPE OF MOVIE DO YOU PREFER?
A. COMEDY (2 PTS.)
B. HORROR (1 PT.)
C. MUSICAL (3 PTS.)
D. ROMANCE (4 PTS.)
E. DOCUMENTARY (5 PTS.)

WHICH ONE OF THESE OCCUPATIONS WOULD YOU CHOOSE?
A. WAITER (4 PTS.)
B. PRO SPORTS PLAYER (5 PTS.)
C. TEACHER (3 PTS.)
D. POLICE (2 PTS.)
E. CASHIER (1 PT.)

WHAT DO YOU DO WITH YOUR SPARE TIME?
A. EXERCISE (5 PTS.)
B. READ (4 PTS.)
C. WATCH T.V. (2 PTS.)
D. LISTEN TO MUSIC (1 PT.)
E. SLEEP (3 PTS.)

WHICH OF THESE COLORS DO YOU LIKE BEST?
A. YELLOW (1 PT.)
B. WHITE (5 PTS.)
C. SKY BLUE (3 PTS.)
D. DARK BLUE (2 PTS.)
E. RED (4 PTS.)

WHAT DO YOU PREFER TO EAT?
A. SNOW (3 PTS.
B. PIZZA (2 PTS.)
C. SUSHI (1 PT.)
D. PASTA (4 PTS.)
E. SALAD (5 PTS.)

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE HOLIDAY?
A. HALLOWEEN (1 PT.)
B. CHRISTMAS (3 PTS.)
C. NEW YEARS (2 PTS.)
D. VALENTINES DAY (4 PTS.)
E. THANKSGIVING (5 PTS.)

IF YOU COULD GO TO ONE OF THESE PLACES WHICH ONE WOULD IT BE?
A. PARIS (4 PTS.)
B. SPAIN (5 PTS.)
C. LAS VEGAS (1 PT.)
D. HAWAII (4 PTS.)
E. HOLLYWOOD (3 PTS.)

WHO WOULD YOU PREFER TO SPEND TIME WITH?
A. SOMEONE SMART (5 PTS.)
B. SOMEONE ATTRACTIVE (2 PTS.)
C. SOMEONE WHO LIKE TO PARTY (1 PT.)
D.SOMEONE WHO ALWAYS HAS FUN (3 PTS.)
E. SOMEONE VERY SENTIMENTAL (4PTS.)

( 10 - 16 POINTS ) YOU ARE GARFIELD
YOU ARE VERY COMFORTABLE, EASY GOING, AND YOU DEFINITLEY KNOW HOW TO HAVE FUN BUT SOMETIMES YOU TAKE IT TO AN EXTREME. YOU ALWAYS KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND YOU ARE ALWAYS IN CONTROL OF YOUR LIFE. OTHERS MAY NOT SEE THINGS AS YOU DO, BUT THAT DOES NOT MEAN THAT YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO DO WHATS RIGHT. TRY TO REMEBER, YOUR HAPPY SPIRIT MAY HURT YOU OR OTHERS.

( 17 - 23 POINTS ) YOU ARE SNOOPY
YOU ARE FUN, YOU ARE VERY COOL AND POPULAR. YOU ALWAYS KNOW WHAT IS IN AND YOU NEVER GO OUT OF STYLE. YOU ARE GOOD AT KNOWING HOW TO SATISFY EVERYONE ELSE. YOU HAVE PROBABLY DISSAPEARED FOR A FEW DAYS MORE THAN ONCE BUT YOU ALWAYS COME HOME WITH THE FAMILY VALUES THAT YOU LEARNED. BEING MARRIED AND HAVING CHILDREN ARE IMPORTANT TO YOU, BUT ONLY AFTER YOU HAVE HAD YOUR SHARE OF FUN TIMES.

( 24 - 28 PTS.) YOU ARE ELMO
YOU HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS AND YOU ARE ALSO POPULAR. YOU ARE ALWAYS WILLING GIVE ADVICE AND HELP OUT A PERSON IN NEED. YOU ARE VERY OPTOMISTIC AND ALWAYS SEE THE BRIGHT SIDE OF THINGS. SOME GOOD ADVICE TRY NOT TO BE TO MUCH OF A DREAMER. DREAMING TO BIG CAN CAUSE MANY CONFLICTS IN YOUR LIFE.

( 29 - 35 PTS.) YOU ARE SPONGE BOB
YOU ARE THE CLASSIC PERSON THAT EVEYONE LOVES. YOU ARE THE BEST FRIEND THAT ANY COULD HAVE AND NEVER WANT TO LOSE. YOU NEVER CAUSE HARM TO ANYONE AND THEY WOULD NEVER NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR FEELINGS. LIFE IS A JOURNEY. IT IS FUN AND CALM FOR THE MOST PART. STAY WAWAY FROM TRAITORS AND JEALOUS PEOPLE, AND YOU WILL BE STRESS FREE.

( 36 - 43 PTS.) YOU ARE CHARLIE BROWN
YOU ARE TENDER, YOU FALL IN LOVE EASILY BUT YOU ARE ALSO VERY SERIOUS ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS. YOU ARE A FAMILY PERSON. YOU CALL YOU MOM EVERY SUNDAY. YOU HAVE MANY FRIENDS AND YOU MAY OCCASIONALLY FORGET A FEW BIRTHDAYS. DO NOT LET YOU PASSION CONFUSE YOU WITH REALITY.

(44 -50 PTS.) YOU ARE DEXTER
YOU ARE SMART AND DEFINITELY A THINKER. EVERY SITUATION IS FRONTED WITH A PLAN. YOU HAVE A BRILLIANT MIND. YOU HAVE VERY STRONG FAMILY PRICIPLES. YOU MAINTAIN A STABLE ROUTINE BUT NEVER IGNORE A BAD SITUATION WHEN IT ARRISES. TRY TO DO LESS OVERTHINKING EVRY ONCE IN A WHILE TO SPICE THINGS MUP A BIT WITH SPONTANEITY

HAVE FUN LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU ARE.

STOP THEIF

CAUGHT IN THE ACT AGAIN. AMT LEE STRIKES. I AM AT MY COMPUTER AND I HEAR HER OVER MY SHOULDER AND TURN AROUND TO FIND MY WALLET IN HER MOUTH AND OFF SHE GOES. A COUPLE OF DAYS AGO SHE GOT IT AND HID IT UNDER THE COUCH BUT NOT ONLY UNDER THE COUCH THIS TIME BUT UNDER THE RUG THAT WAS UNDER THE COUCH. HERE ARE SOME PICS OF THE THEIF.

I AM SO RELIEVED

TONIGHT I GOT TO TALK TO MY DAUGHTER WHO LIVES IN SAN DIEGO COUNTY WHERE SOME OF THE FIRES ARE. LAST NIGHT WHEN I TALKED TO HER SHE TOLD ME THAT THE FIRE WAS ABOUT 3 MILES FROM HER HOUSE. SHE TOLD ME THAT THEY WERE OK. TONIGHT WHEN I GOT HOME THE FIRE HAD ALMOST DOUBLED ACCORDING TO THE NEWS AND I GOT SCARED. WHEN I FINALLY GOT AHOLD OF MY DAUGHTER SHE REASSURED ME THAT THEY WERE IN NO DANGER AND THAT EVERYTHING WOULD BE OK. I AM SO RELIEVED. MY DAUGHTER DID TELL ME THAT THEY CAN SEE THE FIRE FROM WHERE THEY LIVE BUT IT IS IN THE CANYON ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE CITY WHERE SHE LIVES AND THE IT WOULD HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE CITY BEFORE IT COULD GET TO HER. MY PRAYERS GOT OUT TO EVERYONE WHO HAS LOST THEIR HOMES THEIR BELONGINGS AND THEIR MEMORIES IT IS TRUELY CATOSTROPHIC.

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY

I WAS NOT GOING TO BLOG THIS BUT I HAD TO. TODAY WOULD HAVE BEEN KELLY AND MY 22ND ANNIVERSARY OF THE DAY THAT WE HAD OUR LITTLE CEREMONY TOGETHER. YOU ARE AND WILL ALLWAYS BE IN MY HEART AND A PART OF MY LIFE. I LOVE YOU AND MISS YOU SO VERY MUCH. BUT I KNOW THAT YOU ARE WATCHING OVER ME AND PROTECTING ME. HAPPY ANNIVERSARY KELLY ALL MY LOVE ROB

LESSONS LEARNED BY PARENTS

I GO THIS IN AN EMAIL AND THOUGHT IT WAS CUTE. SO I THOUGHT I WOULD SHARE IT WITH YOU ALL.

1. A KING SIZE WATERBED HOLD ENOUGH WATER TO FILL A 2,000 SQUARE FOOT HOUSE 4 INCHES DEEP.

2. IF YOU HOOK A DOG LEASH OVER A CELLING FAN, THE MOTOR IS NOT STRONG ENOUGH TO ROTATE A 42 POUND BOY WEARING BATMAN UNDERWEAR AND A SUPERMAN CAPE. IT IS STRONG ENOUGH HOWEVER, TO SPREAD PAINT ON ALL 4 WALLS OF A 20 X 20 FOOT ROOM.

3. WHEN USING A CELLING FAN AS A BASEBALL BAT, YOU HAVE TO THROW IT SEVERAL TIMES BEFORE YOU GET A HIT. A CELLING FAN WILL HIT A BASEBALL ALONG WAYS.

4. THE GLASS IN WINDOWS EVEN DOUBLE PANED ONE WILL NOT STOP A BASEBALL HIT BY A CELLING FAN.

5. WHEN YOU HEAR THE TOILET FLUSH AND THE WORDS UH OH , IT IS ALLREADY TO LATE.

6. BRAKE FLUID AND BLEACH MAKES SMOKE. AND LOTS OF IT.

7. PLAY DOH AND MICROWAVE SHOULD NOT BE USED IN THE SAME SENTENCE.

8. THE SPIN CYCLE ON A WASHING MACHINE WILL NOT MAKE EARTH WORMS DIZZY. IT WILL HOWEVER MAKE CATS DIZZY AND A CAT CAN THROW UP TWICE THEIR BODY WEIGHT WHEN DIZZY.

HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS

LOVE THIS CLOCK

THIS IS A CLOCK THAT MY MOM DID MANY MANY YEARS AGO. I WAS ASKED IF I WANTED IT AND I WAS VERY PLEASED WHEN IT WAS GIVEN TO ME. IT IS SO BEAUTIFUL

THE REST OF THE HOUSE

I JUST THOUGHT YOU ALL WOULD LIKE TO SEE THE REST OF MY HOME. SO HERE IT IS IT IS SMALL BUT IT IS MY HOME AND I LOVE IT. IT IS JUST RIGHT FOR AMY LEE AND I

LOVE THIS FROG

I GOT THIS FROG OUT OF A CLAW MACHINE AT ON OF THE LOCAL GROCERY STORES ISN'T HE CUTE.

MY FAVORITE LAMP

I FOUND THIS LAMP AT A YARD SALE A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO AND GAVE IT TO MOM. I RECENTLY GOT IT BACK FROM HER AND I LOVE IT.IT IS A CERAMIC POT BELLY STOVE PLANTER. ISN'T IT GREAT.

MY BEDROOM

HERE ARE SOME PICS OF WHERE I SPEND MOST OF MY TIME. ONE OF THEM IS OF MY COMPUTER CENTER COMPLETE WITH DVD TV AND SURROUND SOUND AND FRIENDS TO WATCH ME LOL

CAUGHT IN THE ACT

AMY LEE STRIKES AGAIN. SHE HAS TAKEN MY WALLET OUT OF THE POCKET OF MY PANTS AND HID IT. SHE HAS TAKEN ALL THE MONEY OUT OF MY POCKET AND SCATTERED IT ALL OVER THE FLOOR. SHE HAS HID MY IPOD AND MY PHONE. SHE EVEN GOT IN MY LUNCH BOX AND TRIED TO CARYY OFF MY GLUCOMETER. WELL TONIGHT I CAUGHT HER IN THE ACT. HERE ARE A COUPLE OF PICS OF HER TRYING TO CARRY OFF MY DAY PLANNER. IT TOOK HER A WHILE TO TRY AND FIGURE OUT HOW SHE COULD GET IT BUT SHE FINNALY DID IT WAS SO CUTE.