WHAT A WAY TO SPEND A BIRTHDAY

SATURDAY WAS MY UNCLE BUTCHS BIRTHDAY AND WHAT A WAY TO SPEND IT. HE GOT TO GO FISHING. I AM SO VERY THANKFUL THAT I GOT TO SPEND SOME TIME ON HIS BIRTHDAY DOING SOMETHING WITH HIM THAT HE ENJOYS.I LOVE YOU UNCLE BUTCH AND AM GLAD THAT YOU GOT TO DO SOMETHING THAT YOU ENJOY ON YOUR BIRTHDAY.

A GOLDEN WEEKEND

THIS WEEKEND WE HAD A VISIT FORM MY AUNT KERRY UNCLE BUTCH COUSIN DEE AND COUSIN ED.ON SATURDAY THE GUYS GOT TOGETHER AND MET OUT AT OSTER LAKES FOR A LITTLE FISHING RELAXATION. IT WAS A LITTLE SLOW OUT THERE THIS WEEKEND BUT WE HAD A LOT OF FUN. IT WAS THE FIRST TIME THAT MY COUSIN ED HAS BEEN THERE AND HGIS FIRST FISH WAS A GOLDEN TROUT. HIP HIP HOORAY FOR YOU ED. MY DAD AND MY UNCLE BUTCH ALSO CAUGHT SOME NICE GOLDENS AS WELL. WAY TO GO GUYS I HAD A BLAST AND AM LOOKING FORWARD TO THE NEXT TIME WE GET TO GO OUT THERE.

JOKE OF THE DAY

Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, 'Esther,I'd like to ride in that helicopter.'
Esther always replied, 'I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars'
One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, 'Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.'
To this, Esther replied, 'Morris that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.'
The pilot overheard the couple and said, 'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a penny! But if you say one word it's fifty dollars.'
Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word.
When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, 'By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed!'
Morris replied,

'Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Esther fell out, but you know, fifty dollars is fifty dollars!'

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY

I JUST WANTED TO TAKE A LITTLE TIME AND WISH ALL THE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN MY LIFE A VERY HAPPY MOTHERS DAY.
MOM GRANDMA AUNT KERRY AUNT KAYE MY SIS KATHY AND LAST BUT DEFINATLY NOT LEAST MY COUSIN DEE. YOU ALL HAVE HAD AN IMPACT ON MY LIFE AND I AM A BETTER PERSON FOR IT. I LOVE YOU ALL VERY MUCH AND WISH YOU ALL THE VERY BEST DAY POSSIBLE.

MORE ON THE DECK

I SPENT SATURDAY YARD SALING AND THRIFT STORING FOR ITEM FOR MY DECK AND FOUND SOME GREAT STUFF. WHAT DO YOU THINK

DON'T JUMP

ON THE WAY HOME TONIGHT THERE WERE A COUPLE OF B.A.S.E. JUMPERS ON THE BRIDGE. SO I STOPPPED TO TAKE A COUPLE OF PICTURES.

MY FAVORITE FISHING HOLE

OSTER LAKES IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE PLACES TO FISH. OK IT IS A SMALL LAKE AND CAN GET CROWDED. BUT IST IS STILL A VERY FUN PLACE TO GO AND IS VERY RELAXING. TO ME IT IS ALSO VERY BEAUTIFUL. ESPECIALY IN THE MORNING WHEN THE SUN FIRST COMES UP.HERE ARE SOME PICTURES I WANTED TO SHARE WITH YOU ALL. OH AND IT IS FULL OF GOLDEN TROUT.

MY FISHING COMPANION

I HAD A FISHING COMPANION TODAY. THIS CUTE LITTLE (WHO AM I KIDDING THIS HUGE) ROCK CHUCK CAME INTO THE PLACE WHERE I WAS FISHING TO VISIT AND EAT THE GRASS AROUND THERE. THEY ARE SO CUTE. LAST YEAR MOM AND DAD AND I WERE FISHING AND A BUNCH OF THEM CAME IN AND WAS CLIMBING THE MULBERRY TREE TO GET THE BERRIES. AND KEEP FALLING OUT OF THE TREE. OK THEY ARE NOT THE SMARTEST CREATURE THEY COULD OF JUST EATEN THE ONES ON THE GROUND LOL BUT THEY ARE STILL CUTE. I WANT ONE.

THE FISHING GODS BLESSED ME AGAIN

YEEEEEE HAAAAAW I WENT FISHING TODAY, AND BOY WHAT A DAY. FIRST OFF I GOT UP LATE SO I DID NOT GET TO MY FAVORITE FISHING HOLE TILL AFTER DAY BREAK. SO WHEN I GOT THERE I KNEW MY FAVORITE SPOT TO FISH WAS GOING TO BE TAKEN. SURPRISE I WAS THE FIRST ONE THERE. IT STARTED OUT GOOD THE FISH WERE BITING AND I HAD THE PLACE TO MYSELF FOR ABOUT AN HOUR AND A HALF. I WAS CATCHING FISH BUT THEY WERE SMALL ONES. BUT I WAS STILL HAVING FUN. THEN IT GOT QUIET AND PEOPLE STARTED SHOWING UP. A FRIEND OF MINE PUT HIS LITTLE BOAT IN THE WATER AND AS SOON AS HE GOT OUT IN THE MIDDLE I CAUGHT MY FIRST GOLDEN WOW WHAT A FISH TO HE WAS HUGE HAD TO BE BETWEEN 2 OR 3 POUNDS AND WHAT A FIGHTER. IN THE NEXT HOUR I CAUGHT 3 MORE GOLDEN AND SOME NICE RAINBOWS AS WELL. ALL AND ALL I CAUGHT 27 FISH TODAY. YEEEEEE HAAAAAW WHAT A GREAT DAY. THE ONLY THING THAT WAS MISSING FORM TODAY WAS DAD AND UNCLE BUTCH.

ANOTHER BIRTHDAY PRESENT

I ALSO WANT TO THANK MY COUSIN DEE ED AND NICK FOR THE AWESOME CD THEY SENT ME. IT WAS ONE THAT I HAVE WANTED FOR A LONG TIME. IT IS CALLED DESPERATE SOULS SOUNDTRACK. IT HAS SOME VERY OBSCURE MUSIC. VERY HARD ROCK. AND THE MOVIE IS VERY DARK. THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH GUYS I LOVE IT AND LISTEN TO IT ALL THE TIME. YOU GUYS ROCK AND I LOVE YOU ALL VERY MUCH. I TRIED TO TAKE A PICTURE OF IT BUT IT WOULD NOT COME OUT.

MOVIE OF THE WEEK

HERE IT IS THIS WEEKS MOVIE YOUR HINT (A WOMAN PRTENDING TO BE A MAN PRETENDING TO BE A WOMAN)

THE QUILT THAT AUNT KERRY MADE

TODAY I GOT A PACKAGE FROM MY AUNT KERRY AND UNCLE BUTCH. IN IT WAS A WONDERFUL QUILT THAT MY AUNT KERRY MADE FOR ME FOR MY BIRTHDAY. IT IS BEAUTIFUL. I LOVE GETTING GIFTS THAT ARE MADE. THEY ARE MADE WITH LOVE. AWESOME JOB AUNT KERRY THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH I LOVE YOU AND UNCLE BUTCH VERY MUCH.

JOKE OF THE DAY

A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down
and places the bag on the counter. The bartender walks
up and asks what's in the bag.

The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little
man, about one foot high and sets him on the counter.
He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a small
piano, setting it on the counter as well.

He reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a
tiny piano bench, which he places in front of the
piano.

The little man sits down at the piano and starts
playing a beautiful piece by Mozart !

'Where on earth did you get that?' says the bartender.

The man responds by reaching into the paper bag.

This time he pulls out a magic lamp. He hands it to
the bartender and says:

'Here. Rub it.'

So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a
gust of smoke and a beautiful genie is standing before
him.

'I will grant you one wish. Just one wish~~ each
person is only allowed one!'

The bartender gets real excited.
Without hesitating he says, 'I want a million bucks!'

A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar.
It is soon followed by another duck, then another.
Pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks and
they keep coming!

The bartender turns to the man and says, ' Y'know , I
think your genie's a little deaf. I asked for a
million bucks, not a million ducks.'

'Tell me about it!!' says the man, 'do you really
think I asked for a 12 inch pianist

MY EARLY BIRTHDAY PRESENT

MY MOM MADE ME THIS BEAUTIFUL SOUTHWESTERN BLANKET. I LOVE WHEN MOM MAKES ME THINGS. IT IS MADE WITH LOVE AND IT SHOWS IN THE WORK THAT SHE DOES. I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH MOM AND I LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS BLANKET. MOM YOU ROCK. THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRANDMA

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR GRANDMA HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU. I LOVE YOU GRANDMA.

IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE WEATHER WAIT 5 MINUTES

IT HAS BEEN A ROLLERCOASTER AS FAR AS THE WEATHER IS CONCERNED. ONE DAY IT IS GREAT THE NEXT DAY IT IS CRAPPY. TODAY HAPPENED TO BE A CRAPPY DAY COLD WINDY AND SNOWING. YES I SAID SNOWING. IT SNOWED OF AND ON FOR 2 HOURS THIS AFTERNOON. I WISH IT WOULD MAKE UP IT'S MIND LOL.

MOVIE OF THE WEEK

SORRY I MISSED LAST WEEKS MOVIE. HERE IS THIS WEEKS MOVIE. YOUR HINT IS ( I AM YOUR NUMBER ONE FAN. )

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMY LEE

TODAY MY DARLING BRAT CHILD AMY LEE TURNED 1 YEAR OLD. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU MY SWEET CHILD.

I AM LOVING MY NEW DECK

I GOT THIS TABLE WHEN DAD AND I WENT TO PICK UP MY COUSINS BATHTUB THE OTHER NIGHT. I BOUGHT THE UMBRELLA TONIGHT. MY DECK IS REALLY TAKING SHAPE AND I AM LOVING IT. THANKY YOU EVERYONE FOR YOUR CONTRIBUTIONS I FINALLY HAVE MY OWN SPACE. THE NEXT THING ON MY LIST IS A SMALL GAS GRILL. THEN IT WILL BE COMPLETE. OH AND SOME PLANTS.

I LOVE YARD SALES

I FOUNG THESE 2 WHICKER CHAIRS AT A YARD SALE YESTERDAY. I LOVE WHICKER FURNITURE FOR DECKS. I THOUGHT THEY WERE COOL AND THAT THEY WOULD LOOK GOOD ON MY DECK. I PAINTED ONE OF THEM WHITE AND HAVE TO GET SOME MORE PAINT TO DO THE OTHER ONE. I ONLY PAID 15.00 DOLLARS FOR BOTH OF THEM. NOW ALL I NEED TO DO IS GET SOME CUSHIONS FOR THEM.

A NEW SCREEN DOOR

WHILE MY AUNT AND UNCLE WERE HERE THEY GAVE ME A STORM DOOR FOR MY HOUSE BUT IT WAS TO BIG. THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH AUNT KERRY AND UNCLE BUTCH. I HAD TO BUY ONE. I INSTALLED IT THIS EVENING IT WAS A LOT OF FUN. I AM GETTING REALLY GOOD AT DOING THINGS FOR MYSELF. IT MADE THE DECK LOOK BETTER AND NOW I CAN OPEN MY DOOR AT NIGHT AND LET IN SOME FRESH AIR.

JOKE OF THE DAY

Cletus took Maynard to his first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's Bench. After the game, Cletus asked Maynard how he liked the experience.

"Oh, I really liked it," he replied, "but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, Cletus asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!' I mean, come on... it's only twenty-five cents!"

MOVIE OF THE WEEK

OK HERE IS THIS WEEKS MOVIE YOUR HINT IS (TAWANDA THE AMAZING AMAZON WOMAN)

DECK UPDATE

BEFORE

AFTER
THIS WEEKEND I WORKED ON MY DECK SOMEMORE. I PUT OUTDOOR CARPETING ON IT. I MADE IT LOOK A LOT NICER I THINK. I AM HAVING ALOT OF FUN CREATING MY OWN LITTLE PRIVATE AREA.

JOKE OF THE DAY

A TRUE STORY:
I was a new, young MD doing my residency in OB , I was quite embarrassed

when performing female pelvic exams.. To cover my embarrassment I had

unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly. The middle-aged lady upon

whom I was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing, further

embarrassing me. I looked up from my work and sheepishly said, "I'm sorry,

was I tickling you?" She replied, "No doctor, but the song you were

whistling was, "I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener."