MOVIE OF THE WEEK

SORRY I MISSED LAST WEEKS MOVIE. HERE IS THIS WEEKS MOVIE. YOUR HINT IS ( I AM YOUR NUMBER ONE FAN. )

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMY LEE

TODAY MY DARLING BRAT CHILD AMY LEE TURNED 1 YEAR OLD. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU MY SWEET CHILD.

I AM LOVING MY NEW DECK

I GOT THIS TABLE WHEN DAD AND I WENT TO PICK UP MY COUSINS BATHTUB THE OTHER NIGHT. I BOUGHT THE UMBRELLA TONIGHT. MY DECK IS REALLY TAKING SHAPE AND I AM LOVING IT. THANKY YOU EVERYONE FOR YOUR CONTRIBUTIONS I FINALLY HAVE MY OWN SPACE. THE NEXT THING ON MY LIST IS A SMALL GAS GRILL. THEN IT WILL BE COMPLETE. OH AND SOME PLANTS.

I LOVE YARD SALES

I FOUNG THESE 2 WHICKER CHAIRS AT A YARD SALE YESTERDAY. I LOVE WHICKER FURNITURE FOR DECKS. I THOUGHT THEY WERE COOL AND THAT THEY WOULD LOOK GOOD ON MY DECK. I PAINTED ONE OF THEM WHITE AND HAVE TO GET SOME MORE PAINT TO DO THE OTHER ONE. I ONLY PAID 15.00 DOLLARS FOR BOTH OF THEM. NOW ALL I NEED TO DO IS GET SOME CUSHIONS FOR THEM.

A NEW SCREEN DOOR

WHILE MY AUNT AND UNCLE WERE HERE THEY GAVE ME A STORM DOOR FOR MY HOUSE BUT IT WAS TO BIG. THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH AUNT KERRY AND UNCLE BUTCH. I HAD TO BUY ONE. I INSTALLED IT THIS EVENING IT WAS A LOT OF FUN. I AM GETTING REALLY GOOD AT DOING THINGS FOR MYSELF. IT MADE THE DECK LOOK BETTER AND NOW I CAN OPEN MY DOOR AT NIGHT AND LET IN SOME FRESH AIR.

JOKE OF THE DAY

Cletus took Maynard to his first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's Bench. After the game, Cletus asked Maynard how he liked the experience.

"Oh, I really liked it," he replied, "but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, Cletus asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!' I mean, come on... it's only twenty-five cents!"

MOVIE OF THE WEEK

OK HERE IS THIS WEEKS MOVIE YOUR HINT IS (TAWANDA THE AMAZING AMAZON WOMAN)

DECK UPDATE

BEFORE

AFTER
THIS WEEKEND I WORKED ON MY DECK SOMEMORE. I PUT OUTDOOR CARPETING ON IT. I MADE IT LOOK A LOT NICER I THINK. I AM HAVING ALOT OF FUN CREATING MY OWN LITTLE PRIVATE AREA.

JOKE OF THE DAY

A TRUE STORY:
I was a new, young MD doing my residency in OB , I was quite embarrassed

when performing female pelvic exams.. To cover my embarrassment I had

unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly. The middle-aged lady upon

whom I was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing, further

embarrassing me. I looked up from my work and sheepishly said, "I'm sorry,

was I tickling you?" She replied, "No doctor, but the song you were

whistling was, "I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener."

MOVIE OF THE WEEK

I DECIDED TO TRY SOMETHING NEW. I WAS WACTHING THIS MOVIE TODAY AND DECIDED TO TAKE A PICTURE OF A SCENE IN IT AND SEE IF YOU ALL COULD GUESS THE MOVIE. (HINT C C BLOOM AND HILARY WHITNEY ARE THE MAIN CHARACTERS). I HOPE YOU ALLO HAVE FUN WITH THIS. SEE WHO CAN GUESS IT FIRST.

BEGINNING TO LOOK LIKE A DECK

TODAY I WENT TO VISIT MOM AND DAD. THEY GAVE ME THESE COOL CHAIRS AND A COUPLE OF TABLES. WAY COOL NOW I CAN SIT OUT ON MY DECK AND ENJOY IT. THE TWO TABLES IN THE BACK WILL HOLD MY TOMATOE PLANTS. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM TOMATOES I CAN' WAIT LOL. THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH MOM AND DAD I LOVE YOU TONS.

AMY LEE BEING AMY LEE

HERE ARE A COUPLE OF NEW PICS OF AMY LEE BEING AMY LEE. YOU GOT TO LOVE HER LOL. I GUESS A POOL QUE IS NOT TO BIG FOR HER TO TRY AND HIDE. THE OTHER MORNING I HAD TO FIND MY WORK HAT. I FOUND IT ALONG WITH THE BATHROOM PLUNGER AND THE TOILET BRUSH. UNDER THE COUCH AS USUAL BECAUSE THEY WOULD NOT GO BEHIND THE ENTERTAINMENT CENTER. WHAT WILL SHE COME UP WITH NEXT. I WILL KEEP YOU POSTED LOL.

MY MOM IS SO TALENTED

ONE OF MY BIRTHDAYS MY MOM SUPRISED ME WITH THIS QUILTED WALL HANGING SHE MADE FOR ME. IT IS SO COOL AND IT HANGS PROUDLY ON ONE OF MY WALLS IN MY BEDROOM. SHE PUTS ALOT OF LOVE INTO EVERYTHING SHE CREATES. YOU DO SUCH A GREAT JOB MOM I JUST LOVE IT WHEN YOU MAKE THINGS FOR ME.

A GIFT FROM MOM

ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS TO COLLECT IS SOUTH WESTERN AND AMERICAN INDIAN ARTIFACTS. TODAY MY MOM GAVE ME A SPECIAL PRESENT THIS VASE. IT IS SO BEAUTIFUL. I COULD NOT WAIT TO GET IT HOME AND PUT SOMETHING IN IT. THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH MOM. I LOVE YOU.

JOKE OF THE DAY

MY NEW FLAG POLE

I HAVE ALLWAYS PUT A FLAG ON MY HOME WHERE EVER I WAS. I BELIEVE IN MY COUNTRY AND FLY MY FLAG PROUDLY. AFTER I PUT THE DECK IN I PUT UP MY OWN FLAG POLE. NOW WHEN I COME HOME OR GO OUT ON THE DECK I GET TO SEE MY FLAG WAVING IN THE BREEZE.

MY NEW DECK

YESTERDAY AFTER I GOT OFF WORK I SPENT THE REST OF THE DAY PUTTING IN MY NEW DECK. IT IS NICE TO HAVE MY OWN BACKYARD, AND NOW I HAVE A DECK TO SIT OUT ON. NOW ALL I NEED IS SOME NICE DECK CHAIRS AND A LITTLE TABLE. OH AND TOMATOE PLANTS. I AM GOING TO GET A COUPLE OF HALF WISKEY BARRELS AND PUT A COUPLE OF NICE ROSE BUSHES OR SHRUBS OR SOMETHING.

THOSE WERE THE DAYS

'I'll tell you one thing, if things keep going the way they are, it's going to be impossible to buy a week's groceries for $20.00.'


'Have you seen the new cars coming out next year? It won't be long before $2, 000.00 will only buy a used one.'


'If cigarettes keep going up in price, I'm going to quit. A quarter a pack is ridiculous.


'Did you hear the post office is thinking about charging a dime just to mail a letter?'


'If they raise the minimum wage to $1.00, nobody will be able to hire outside help at the store.'


'When I first started driving, who would have thought gas would someday cost 29 cents a gallon. Guess we'd be better off leaving the car in the garage.'


'Kids today are impossible. Those duck tail hair cuts make it impossible to stay groomed. Next thing you know, boys will be wearing their hair as long as the girls.'


'I'm afraid to send my kids to the movies any more. Ever since they let Clark Gable get by with saying DAMN in GONE WITH THE WIND, it seems every new movie has either HELL or DAMN in it.'


'I read the other day where some scientist thinks it's possible to put a man on the moon by the end of the century. They even have some fellows they call astronauts preparing for it down in Texas .'


'Did you see where some baseball player just signed a contract for $75,000 a year just to play ball? It wouldn't surprise me if someday they'll be making more than the President.'


'I never thought I'd see the day all our kitchen appliances would be electric. They are even making electric typewriters now.'


'It's too bad things are so tough nowadays. I see where a few married women are having to work to make ends meet.'


'It won't be long before young couples are going to have to hire someone to watch their kids so they can both work.'


'Marriage doesn't mean a thing any more, those Hollywood stars seem to be getting divorced at the drop of a hat.'


'I'm afraid the Volkswagen car is going to open the door to a whole lot of foreign business.'


'Thank goodness I won't live to see the day when the Government takes half our income in taxes. I sometimes wonder if we are electing the best people to congress.'


'The drive-in restaurant is convenient in nice weather, but I seriously doubt they will ever catch on.'


'There is no sense going to Lincoln or Omaha anymore for a weekend, it costs nearly $15.00 a night to stay in a hotel.'


'No one can afford to be sick anymore, at $35.00 a day in the hospital it's too rich for my blood.'


'If they think I'll pay 50 cents for a hair cut, forget it.'

JOKE OF THE DAY

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who
seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and
told us that 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be
landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could
just
put your trays up, that would be super.'
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and
rather
Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked
you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the
ground.'
She calmly turned her head and said, 'In my country, I am called a
Princess and I take orders from no one.'

To which (I swear) the flight attendant re plied, without missing a
beat,
'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank
you.
Tray-up, Biatch.

HERE COMES PETER COTONTAIL

JUST WANTED TO TAKE THE TIME AND WISH ONE AND ALL A VERY HAPPY EASTER. I HOPE THE EASTER BUNNY IS VERY GOOD TO YOU ALL. I AM GOING TO GET UP EARLY AND CHECK THE WEATHER IF IT IS GOOD I AM GOING TO SPEND THE DAY FISHING. MAY THE EASTER FISHING GODS SMILE ON ME.

THE FENCE THAT DAD AND I BUILT

BEFORE
AFTER
TODAY WAS A GREAT DAY FOR ME. TODAY I GOT TO SPEND THE DAY WITH MY DAD. WE BUILT A FENCE TOGETHER AROUND THE BACK OF MY LITTLE HOUSE. IT WAS AN AWESOME DAY. I FEEL A LOT BETTER WITH THE FENCE UP. I LIVE IN AN ALLY AND I DO NOT LIVE IN THE BEST NEIGHBORHOOD. THE OTHER MORNING WHILE I WAS SLEEPING THERE WAS A KNOCK ON THE DOOR ABOUT 3:45 AM. I OPENED THE DOOR AND THERE WAS THIS CRACK HEAD AT MY DOOR WANTING TO KNOW IF HE COULD BUM A CIGARETTE. THE NERVE. SO NOW WHEN I COME HOME AT NIGHT I CAN CLOSE MY GATE LOCK IT AND DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT. IT IS NOT JUST ABOUT THE SECURITY BUT IT IS ALSO NICE TO HAVE MY OWN LITTLE PRIVATE BACK YARD TO LOOK OUT AT NOW. ONE OF THE FIRST THINGS I AM GOING TO DO IS PLANT SOME TOMATOES AND PEPPERS AND I EVEN MIGHT TRY TO PLANT A CUCUMBER PLANT. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR HELP TODAY DAD. YOU ROCK.I HAD A GOOD DAY WITH YOU AND I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH.

JOKE OF THE DAY

The Lone Ranger and Tonto were camping in the desert. After they got
the tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look
towards sky, what you see? '

The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.'

'What that tell you?' asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, 'Astronomically speaking,
it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of
planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it
appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.
Theologically, it tells me that the Lord is all-powerful and we are small
and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day
tomorrow.

What's it tell you, Tonto?'

'You dumber than buffalo droppings...... It means someone stole the tent '

MUSIC TO ENJOY

AS MOST OF YOU HAVE FIGURED OUT I HAVE ADDED MUSIC TO MY BLOG. I HOPE YOU LIKE IT. THERE IS A PLAYLIST AT THE BOTTOM OF THE BLOG SCROLL DOWN AND YOU CAN PICK WHAT YOU WANT TO LISTEN TO WHILE YOU ARE READING I HOPE YOU ALL ENJOY THIS AS MUCH AS I HAVE ENJOYED PUTTING IT TOGETHER.

NOW THIS IS A DOG

Dog For Sale
Free to good home.

Excellent guard dog.

Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.

Most of them knew him as 'Holy Shit.'

JOKE OF THE DAY

Three Southern Boys:

Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly.
The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they
sent for his two best friends, Cooter and Gomer.

The three men had always done everything together.

Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back
the sheet, Cooter said, "Yup, his face is burned up pretty
bad. You better roll him over."

The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, "Nope, ain't
Bubba."

The mortician thought this was rather strange. So he
brought Gomer in to confirm the identity of the body.

Gomer looked at the body and said , "Yup, he's pretty well
burnt up. Roll him over."

The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No, it ain't
Bubba."

The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"

Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two a$$holes."

"What? He had two a$$holes?" asked the mortician.

Gomer replied, "Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used
to say, 'There's Bubba with them two a$$holes."