JOKE OF THE DAY

A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down
and places the bag on the counter. The bartender walks
up and asks what's in the bag.

The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little
man, about one foot high and sets him on the counter.
He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a small
piano, setting it on the counter as well.

He reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a
tiny piano bench, which he places in front of the
piano.

The little man sits down at the piano and starts
playing a beautiful piece by Mozart !

'Where on earth did you get that?' says the bartender.

The man responds by reaching into the paper bag.

This time he pulls out a magic lamp. He hands it to
the bartender and says:

'Here. Rub it.'

So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a
gust of smoke and a beautiful genie is standing before
him.

'I will grant you one wish. Just one wish~~ each
person is only allowed one!'

The bartender gets real excited.
Without hesitating he says, 'I want a million bucks!'

A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar.
It is soon followed by another duck, then another.
Pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks and
they keep coming!

The bartender turns to the man and says, ' Y'know , I
think your genie's a little deaf. I asked for a
million bucks, not a million ducks.'

'Tell me about it!!' says the man, 'do you really
think I asked for a 12 inch pianist

MY EARLY BIRTHDAY PRESENT

MY MOM MADE ME THIS BEAUTIFUL SOUTHWESTERN BLANKET. I LOVE WHEN MOM MAKES ME THINGS. IT IS MADE WITH LOVE AND IT SHOWS IN THE WORK THAT SHE DOES. I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH MOM AND I LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS BLANKET. MOM YOU ROCK. THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRANDMA

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR GRANDMA HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU. I LOVE YOU GRANDMA.

IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE WEATHER WAIT 5 MINUTES

IT HAS BEEN A ROLLERCOASTER AS FAR AS THE WEATHER IS CONCERNED. ONE DAY IT IS GREAT THE NEXT DAY IT IS CRAPPY. TODAY HAPPENED TO BE A CRAPPY DAY COLD WINDY AND SNOWING. YES I SAID SNOWING. IT SNOWED OF AND ON FOR 2 HOURS THIS AFTERNOON. I WISH IT WOULD MAKE UP IT'S MIND LOL.

MOVIE OF THE WEEK

SORRY I MISSED LAST WEEKS MOVIE. HERE IS THIS WEEKS MOVIE. YOUR HINT IS ( I AM YOUR NUMBER ONE FAN. )

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMY LEE

TODAY MY DARLING BRAT CHILD AMY LEE TURNED 1 YEAR OLD. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU MY SWEET CHILD.

I AM LOVING MY NEW DECK

I GOT THIS TABLE WHEN DAD AND I WENT TO PICK UP MY COUSINS BATHTUB THE OTHER NIGHT. I BOUGHT THE UMBRELLA TONIGHT. MY DECK IS REALLY TAKING SHAPE AND I AM LOVING IT. THANKY YOU EVERYONE FOR YOUR CONTRIBUTIONS I FINALLY HAVE MY OWN SPACE. THE NEXT THING ON MY LIST IS A SMALL GAS GRILL. THEN IT WILL BE COMPLETE. OH AND SOME PLANTS.

I LOVE YARD SALES

I FOUNG THESE 2 WHICKER CHAIRS AT A YARD SALE YESTERDAY. I LOVE WHICKER FURNITURE FOR DECKS. I THOUGHT THEY WERE COOL AND THAT THEY WOULD LOOK GOOD ON MY DECK. I PAINTED ONE OF THEM WHITE AND HAVE TO GET SOME MORE PAINT TO DO THE OTHER ONE. I ONLY PAID 15.00 DOLLARS FOR BOTH OF THEM. NOW ALL I NEED TO DO IS GET SOME CUSHIONS FOR THEM.

A NEW SCREEN DOOR

WHILE MY AUNT AND UNCLE WERE HERE THEY GAVE ME A STORM DOOR FOR MY HOUSE BUT IT WAS TO BIG. THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH AUNT KERRY AND UNCLE BUTCH. I HAD TO BUY ONE. I INSTALLED IT THIS EVENING IT WAS A LOT OF FUN. I AM GETTING REALLY GOOD AT DOING THINGS FOR MYSELF. IT MADE THE DECK LOOK BETTER AND NOW I CAN OPEN MY DOOR AT NIGHT AND LET IN SOME FRESH AIR.

JOKE OF THE DAY

Cletus took Maynard to his first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's Bench. After the game, Cletus asked Maynard how he liked the experience.

"Oh, I really liked it," he replied, "but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, Cletus asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!' I mean, come on... it's only twenty-five cents!"

MOVIE OF THE WEEK

OK HERE IS THIS WEEKS MOVIE YOUR HINT IS (TAWANDA THE AMAZING AMAZON WOMAN)

DECK UPDATE

BEFORE

AFTER
THIS WEEKEND I WORKED ON MY DECK SOMEMORE. I PUT OUTDOOR CARPETING ON IT. I MADE IT LOOK A LOT NICER I THINK. I AM HAVING ALOT OF FUN CREATING MY OWN LITTLE PRIVATE AREA.

JOKE OF THE DAY

A TRUE STORY:
I was a new, young MD doing my residency in OB , I was quite embarrassed

when performing female pelvic exams.. To cover my embarrassment I had

unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly. The middle-aged lady upon

whom I was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing, further

embarrassing me. I looked up from my work and sheepishly said, "I'm sorry,

was I tickling you?" She replied, "No doctor, but the song you were

whistling was, "I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener."