MOVIE OF THE WEEK

I DECIDED TO TRY SOMETHING NEW. I WAS WACTHING THIS MOVIE TODAY AND DECIDED TO TAKE A PICTURE OF A SCENE IN IT AND SEE IF YOU ALL COULD GUESS THE MOVIE. (HINT C C BLOOM AND HILARY WHITNEY ARE THE MAIN CHARACTERS). I HOPE YOU ALLO HAVE FUN WITH THIS. SEE WHO CAN GUESS IT FIRST.

BEGINNING TO LOOK LIKE A DECK

TODAY I WENT TO VISIT MOM AND DAD. THEY GAVE ME THESE COOL CHAIRS AND A COUPLE OF TABLES. WAY COOL NOW I CAN SIT OUT ON MY DECK AND ENJOY IT. THE TWO TABLES IN THE BACK WILL HOLD MY TOMATOE PLANTS. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM TOMATOES I CAN' WAIT LOL. THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH MOM AND DAD I LOVE YOU TONS.

AMY LEE BEING AMY LEE

HERE ARE A COUPLE OF NEW PICS OF AMY LEE BEING AMY LEE. YOU GOT TO LOVE HER LOL. I GUESS A POOL QUE IS NOT TO BIG FOR HER TO TRY AND HIDE. THE OTHER MORNING I HAD TO FIND MY WORK HAT. I FOUND IT ALONG WITH THE BATHROOM PLUNGER AND THE TOILET BRUSH. UNDER THE COUCH AS USUAL BECAUSE THEY WOULD NOT GO BEHIND THE ENTERTAINMENT CENTER. WHAT WILL SHE COME UP WITH NEXT. I WILL KEEP YOU POSTED LOL.

MY MOM IS SO TALENTED

ONE OF MY BIRTHDAYS MY MOM SUPRISED ME WITH THIS QUILTED WALL HANGING SHE MADE FOR ME. IT IS SO COOL AND IT HANGS PROUDLY ON ONE OF MY WALLS IN MY BEDROOM. SHE PUTS ALOT OF LOVE INTO EVERYTHING SHE CREATES. YOU DO SUCH A GREAT JOB MOM I JUST LOVE IT WHEN YOU MAKE THINGS FOR ME.

A GIFT FROM MOM

ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS TO COLLECT IS SOUTH WESTERN AND AMERICAN INDIAN ARTIFACTS. TODAY MY MOM GAVE ME A SPECIAL PRESENT THIS VASE. IT IS SO BEAUTIFUL. I COULD NOT WAIT TO GET IT HOME AND PUT SOMETHING IN IT. THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH MOM. I LOVE YOU.

JOKE OF THE DAY

MY NEW FLAG POLE

I HAVE ALLWAYS PUT A FLAG ON MY HOME WHERE EVER I WAS. I BELIEVE IN MY COUNTRY AND FLY MY FLAG PROUDLY. AFTER I PUT THE DECK IN I PUT UP MY OWN FLAG POLE. NOW WHEN I COME HOME OR GO OUT ON THE DECK I GET TO SEE MY FLAG WAVING IN THE BREEZE.

MY NEW DECK

YESTERDAY AFTER I GOT OFF WORK I SPENT THE REST OF THE DAY PUTTING IN MY NEW DECK. IT IS NICE TO HAVE MY OWN BACKYARD, AND NOW I HAVE A DECK TO SIT OUT ON. NOW ALL I NEED IS SOME NICE DECK CHAIRS AND A LITTLE TABLE. OH AND TOMATOE PLANTS. I AM GOING TO GET A COUPLE OF HALF WISKEY BARRELS AND PUT A COUPLE OF NICE ROSE BUSHES OR SHRUBS OR SOMETHING.

THOSE WERE THE DAYS

'I'll tell you one thing, if things keep going the way they are, it's going to be impossible to buy a week's groceries for $20.00.'


'Have you seen the new cars coming out next year? It won't be long before $2, 000.00 will only buy a used one.'


'If cigarettes keep going up in price, I'm going to quit. A quarter a pack is ridiculous.


'Did you hear the post office is thinking about charging a dime just to mail a letter?'


'If they raise the minimum wage to $1.00, nobody will be able to hire outside help at the store.'


'When I first started driving, who would have thought gas would someday cost 29 cents a gallon. Guess we'd be better off leaving the car in the garage.'


'Kids today are impossible. Those duck tail hair cuts make it impossible to stay groomed. Next thing you know, boys will be wearing their hair as long as the girls.'


'I'm afraid to send my kids to the movies any more. Ever since they let Clark Gable get by with saying DAMN in GONE WITH THE WIND, it seems every new movie has either HELL or DAMN in it.'


'I read the other day where some scientist thinks it's possible to put a man on the moon by the end of the century. They even have some fellows they call astronauts preparing for it down in Texas .'


'Did you see where some baseball player just signed a contract for $75,000 a year just to play ball? It wouldn't surprise me if someday they'll be making more than the President.'


'I never thought I'd see the day all our kitchen appliances would be electric. They are even making electric typewriters now.'


'It's too bad things are so tough nowadays. I see where a few married women are having to work to make ends meet.'


'It won't be long before young couples are going to have to hire someone to watch their kids so they can both work.'


'Marriage doesn't mean a thing any more, those Hollywood stars seem to be getting divorced at the drop of a hat.'


'I'm afraid the Volkswagen car is going to open the door to a whole lot of foreign business.'


'Thank goodness I won't live to see the day when the Government takes half our income in taxes. I sometimes wonder if we are electing the best people to congress.'


'The drive-in restaurant is convenient in nice weather, but I seriously doubt they will ever catch on.'


'There is no sense going to Lincoln or Omaha anymore for a weekend, it costs nearly $15.00 a night to stay in a hotel.'


'No one can afford to be sick anymore, at $35.00 a day in the hospital it's too rich for my blood.'


'If they think I'll pay 50 cents for a hair cut, forget it.'

JOKE OF THE DAY

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who
seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and
told us that 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be
landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could
just
put your trays up, that would be super.'
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and
rather
Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked
you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the
ground.'
She calmly turned her head and said, 'In my country, I am called a
Princess and I take orders from no one.'

To which (I swear) the flight attendant re plied, without missing a
beat,
'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank
you.
Tray-up, Biatch.

HERE COMES PETER COTONTAIL

JUST WANTED TO TAKE THE TIME AND WISH ONE AND ALL A VERY HAPPY EASTER. I HOPE THE EASTER BUNNY IS VERY GOOD TO YOU ALL. I AM GOING TO GET UP EARLY AND CHECK THE WEATHER IF IT IS GOOD I AM GOING TO SPEND THE DAY FISHING. MAY THE EASTER FISHING GODS SMILE ON ME.

THE FENCE THAT DAD AND I BUILT

BEFORE
AFTER
TODAY WAS A GREAT DAY FOR ME. TODAY I GOT TO SPEND THE DAY WITH MY DAD. WE BUILT A FENCE TOGETHER AROUND THE BACK OF MY LITTLE HOUSE. IT WAS AN AWESOME DAY. I FEEL A LOT BETTER WITH THE FENCE UP. I LIVE IN AN ALLY AND I DO NOT LIVE IN THE BEST NEIGHBORHOOD. THE OTHER MORNING WHILE I WAS SLEEPING THERE WAS A KNOCK ON THE DOOR ABOUT 3:45 AM. I OPENED THE DOOR AND THERE WAS THIS CRACK HEAD AT MY DOOR WANTING TO KNOW IF HE COULD BUM A CIGARETTE. THE NERVE. SO NOW WHEN I COME HOME AT NIGHT I CAN CLOSE MY GATE LOCK IT AND DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT. IT IS NOT JUST ABOUT THE SECURITY BUT IT IS ALSO NICE TO HAVE MY OWN LITTLE PRIVATE BACK YARD TO LOOK OUT AT NOW. ONE OF THE FIRST THINGS I AM GOING TO DO IS PLANT SOME TOMATOES AND PEPPERS AND I EVEN MIGHT TRY TO PLANT A CUCUMBER PLANT. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR HELP TODAY DAD. YOU ROCK.I HAD A GOOD DAY WITH YOU AND I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH.

JOKE OF THE DAY

The Lone Ranger and Tonto were camping in the desert. After they got
the tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look
towards sky, what you see? '

The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.'

'What that tell you?' asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, 'Astronomically speaking,
it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of
planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it
appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.
Theologically, it tells me that the Lord is all-powerful and we are small
and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day
tomorrow.

What's it tell you, Tonto?'

'You dumber than buffalo droppings...... It means someone stole the tent '

MUSIC TO ENJOY

AS MOST OF YOU HAVE FIGURED OUT I HAVE ADDED MUSIC TO MY BLOG. I HOPE YOU LIKE IT. THERE IS A PLAYLIST AT THE BOTTOM OF THE BLOG SCROLL DOWN AND YOU CAN PICK WHAT YOU WANT TO LISTEN TO WHILE YOU ARE READING I HOPE YOU ALL ENJOY THIS AS MUCH AS I HAVE ENJOYED PUTTING IT TOGETHER.

NOW THIS IS A DOG

Dog For Sale
Free to good home.

Excellent guard dog.

Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.

Most of them knew him as 'Holy Shit.'

JOKE OF THE DAY

Three Southern Boys:

Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly.
The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they
sent for his two best friends, Cooter and Gomer.

The three men had always done everything together.

Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back
the sheet, Cooter said, "Yup, his face is burned up pretty
bad. You better roll him over."

The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, "Nope, ain't
Bubba."

The mortician thought this was rather strange. So he
brought Gomer in to confirm the identity of the body.

Gomer looked at the body and said , "Yup, he's pretty well
burnt up. Roll him over."

The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No, it ain't
Bubba."

The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"

Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two a$$holes."

"What? He had two a$$holes?" asked the mortician.

Gomer replied, "Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used
to say, 'There's Bubba with them two a$$holes."

MMMMMMMMM GOOD

ONE OF THE MANY HIGHLIGHTS OF MY AUNT KERRY AND UNCLE BUTCHES VISIT WAS SATURDAY NIGHT WHEN MY AUNT KERRY AND MOM COOKED US ALL MY AUNT KERRYS FAMOUS GREEN CHILI. WOW WHAT A TREAT. I HAVE NOT HAD THIS IN A VERY LONG TIME AND IT WAS AWESOME. IT IS SO GOOD. YUM YUM YUM. THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH I ENJOYED IT THOUROGHLY. AS I AM SURE EVERYONE ELSE DID.

HE FOUND A GOLDEN TICKET

ONE OF THE THINGS THAT MY UNCLE BUTCH LOVES TO DO WHEN HE COMES UP IS GO FISHING. WE ALWAYS HAVE A GREAT TIME WHEN MY AUNT AND UNCLE COME UP FOR A VISIT. WHEN WE GET TO ALL GO FISHING TOGETHER IT IS A BONUS. LAST YEAR MY UNCLE BUTCH CAUGHT A GOLDEN TROUT IT WAS SMALL BUT IT WAS STILL A GOLDEN TROUT. THIS YEAR IT WAS OPENING WEEKEND AND WE ALL WENT OUT. ALL MEANING MY DAD MY UNCLE AND I. AS ALWAYS WE HAD A GREAT DAY. THE FISHING GODS SMILED ON US THAT DAY. NOT ONLY WAS THE WEATHER GOOD BUT WE CAUGHT A TOTAL OF 67 FISH THAT DAY THE FISH WERE BITING GREAT. WE LET ALL BUT 4 OF THEM GO. MY UNCLE CAUGHT ANOTHER GOLDEN WHILE HE WAS HERE AND THIS ONE WAS A NICE ONE. ABOUT 2 POUNDS. HIP HIP HOORAY FOR YOU UNCLE BUTCH. NEXT TIME YOU COME UP YOU ARE GOING TO CATCH MORE I KNOW YOU WILL. I LOVE YOU BOTH AND CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

A WEEKEND TO REMEMBER

LAST WEEKEND WE HAD A NICE WEEKEND. WE ALLWAYS DO BUT THE REASON THIS ONE WAS SO GOOD IS BECAUSE MY AUNT KERRY AND UNCLE BUTCH CAME UP TO VISIT. I ALLWAYS LOOK FORWARD TO A VISIT FROM THEM. THEY ARE VERY SPECIAL TO ME AND I LOVE THEM DEARLY. I AM SO GLAD THAT THEY CAME UP TO SEE US. I CAN NOT WAIT FOR THE DAY THAT THEY GET TO COME UP HERE FOR GOOD. OH BY THE WAY THE ONLY THING THAT WAS MISSING THAT WEEKEND WAS THE FACT THAT MY COUSINS DID NOT GET TO COME UP WITH THEM. DEE ED AND NICK YOU WERE MISSED AND HOPE YOU GET TO COME UP VERY SOON.I KNOW I HAD A GOOD TIME AND HOPE THAT YOU ALL DID AS WELL. I LOVE YOU BOTH VERY MUCH AND AM ON PINS AND NEEDLES WAITING FOR THE NEXT VISIT. HOPEFULLY DEE ED AND NICK WILL GET TO COME NEXT TIME.

HAPPY ST. PATRICKS DAY

JUST WANTED TO WISH YOU ALL A HAPPY ST. PATRICKS DAY. HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY AND EAT LOTS OF CORNED BEEF AND CABBAGE. AND FOR YOU DEE I HOPE YOU EAT ALOT OF CABBAGE LOL

JOKE OF THE DAY

Tickle Me Elmo:

There is a factory in Northern
Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo Toys. The toy laughs
when you tickle it under the arms.

Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she
reports for her first day promptly at 8:00
AM

The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door.

The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new
employee.

He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is
backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.

The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor.

When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.

At the end of the line stood Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's.

She had a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.

The 2 men watched in amazement as she cut a little piece of
fabric, wrapped it around two marbles and began to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.

The Personnel Manager burst into
laughter.

After several minutes of hysterics he pulled himself together
and approached Lena .

"I'm sorry," he
said to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday..."

"Your job is to give Elmo two
test tickles.

I AM A LOTUS ELISE

I'm a Lotus Elise!

You believe in maximum performance and minimum baggage. You like to travel light and fast, hit the corners hard, and dance like there's no tomorrow.

"Take the Which Sports Car Are You? quiz.

FOUR CANDLES

HAPPY DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN

TODAY MY FAVORITE FISHING SPOT OPENED FOR THE SEASON AND WHAT A DAY. IT STARTED OUT KIND OF DISSAPOINTING. I GOT UP VERY EARLY THIS MORNING AND HEADED OUT THERE SO THAT MY DAD AND I COULD GET OUR FAVORITE SPOT THINKING THAT I COULD BEAT EVERYBODY ELSE. BOY WAS I WRONG. WHEN I GOT THERE I WAS AMAZED THAT EVERYBODY ELSE HAD THE SAME IDEA AS I DID LOL. THE NERVE OF THESE PEOPLE GETTING UP EARLIER THAN I DID. IT WAS STILL PITCH DARK AND ALL I SAW WAS LANTERNS AND FLASHLIGHTS ALL THE WAY AROUND THE LAKE. WELL I WAS ABLE TO GET US OUR 2ND FAVORITE PLACE TO FISH. SO I UNLOADED ALL MY GEAR SO NO ONE ELSE COULD GET THIS SPOT. THEN PROCEEDED TO WAIT FOR MY DAD TO SHOW UP. WELL IT STARTED TO GET LIGHT SO I THOUGHT I WOULD GO AHEAD AND PUT A LINE IN THE WATER. THIS IS WHERE MY DAY CHANGED. I CAUGHT MY FIRST FISH OF THE SEASON AND IT WAS A GOLDEN TROUT. HURRAY THE FISHING GODS HAVE SMILED UPON ME. THEN DAD SHOWS UP AND WE GET ALL SET UP. WE START CATCHING FISH AND IT WAS GREAT. THEN I CATCH ANOTHER GOLDEN. AGAIN HURRAY. AFTER ABOUT AN HOUR THE PEOPLE LEAVE FROM OUR FAVORITE PLACE AND WE MOVED THERE. I CAST OUT AND LOW AND BEHOLD GOLDEN #3. OK NOW I AM EXCITED. THEN DAD CATCHES ONE. WAY COOL IT IS TURNING OUT TO BE A GREAT MORNING.WE CATCH A FEW MORE SMALL RAINBOW TROUT AND EVERYTHING IS GOING WELL. THEN WHAMO THE WIND STARTS AND IT GETS FREEZING COLD. BUT NOT TO WORRY I AM PREPARED FOR THIS AND SO IS DAD. WE PUT ON OUR COLD WEATHER FISHING CLOTHES AND CONTINUE TO FISH. YOU CAN'T KEEP A HARD CORE FISHING GUY DOWN WITH JUST A LITTLE WIND AND COLD LOL. THINGS GET A LITTLE SLOW AND WE SIT. BUT THIS IS PART OF FISHING "PATIENCE IS A VIRTUE". IT IS PATIENCE THAT BRINGS ME GOLDEN #4. ALL AND ALL DAD AND I CAUGHT MAYBE 24 FISH BETWEEN US AND BROUGHT 8 HOME. NEXT WEEK MY AUNT KERRY AND UNCLE BUTCH ARE COMING UP AND I CAN NOT WAIT TO TAKE UNCLE BUTCH FISHING SO HE TOO CAN CATCH SOME OF THESE BEAUTIFUL FISH. HURRY UNCLE BUTCH AND AUNT KERRY WE SAVED YOU SOME.

WE WILL NEVER FORGET

THE USS NEW YORK
It was built with 24 tons of scrap steel from the World Trade Center.

It is the fifth in a new class of warship - designed for missions that include special operations against terrorists. It will carry a crew of 360 sailors and 700 combat-ready Marines to be delivered ashore by helicopters and assault craft.

Steel from the World Trade Center was melted down in a foundry in Amite, LA to cast the ship's bow section. When it was poured into the molds on Sept. 9, 2003, "those big rough steelworkers treated it with total reverence," recalled Navy Capt. Kevin Wensing, who was there. "It was a spiritual moment for everybody there."

Junior Chavers, foundry operations manager, said that when the trade center steel first arrived, he touched it with his hand and the "hair on my neck stood up." "It had a big meaning to it for all of us," he said. "They knocked us down. They can't keep us down. We're going to be back."

The ship's motto? "Never Forget"